3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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So squirting runs in the family.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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