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• (818): View more from California

  Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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• (917): View more from New York City

  giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.

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• (831): View more from California

  Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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