Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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