Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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