I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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