we made out on top of his cat.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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