I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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