I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
ttyl tear gas
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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