At least make sure they are 18
Why
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
