what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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