Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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