I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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