Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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