I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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