Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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