I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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