MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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