Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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