let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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