Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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