went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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