i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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