I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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