Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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