The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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