Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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