k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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