Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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