i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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