so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just sent this text using only my big toe
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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