im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I love having hate sex.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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