when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you didnt know i had herpes?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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