Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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