love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.