Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Alive.
So much puke
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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