best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So vagazzling was a success
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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