I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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