We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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