He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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