Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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