i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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