It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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