I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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