Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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