So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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