I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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