we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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