Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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