I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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