Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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