I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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