So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I love having hate sex.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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