Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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